theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.


teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger

the-fault-in-our-regards:

i fucking love how kids jump in too and do it


hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet



17yr:

*drops hint* *crush trips over it*


why am I so cool and important an gorgeous and relevant???



latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.


wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful



doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time