spooky scary skeletons

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

  • me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*
I am honestly so beautiful every day of life

1nd2rd3st:

the girl in the back omg

ruinedchildhood:

When someone asks me to rate their blog

chessys:

a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage