Would you rather fuck a duck or eat a cat?
Anonymous

Eat a cat, less emotionally scarring



send me some weird anons to get uncomfortable over on this fine thursday evening

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this



yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE



nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real


canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me


armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn





matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it


forever:

there’s so much happening right now it’s overwhelming I just want to get on a plane and go anywhere just to get away from everything